The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Alas, in less than an hour, a taxi will arrive to take me home. I've had a super holiday, much of which can be observed here. I may post from Singapore in about 8 hours!
Aw, Rochester, poor lamb. You were looking forward to seeing your Mummy & Daddy today. Never mind boy, have another snuggle with Stead (you know he likes it).