The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
a) leaving Mums house (Mum, Dad and Russ were all asleep in front of some crappy property programme) and treat myself to a doner kebab; or b) leaving Mums house (Mum, Dad and Russ were all asleep in front of some crappy property programme) and battle with 5 miles of cable.
difficult one, that.
Anyway, I would hope that you had it sussed by now.
We may have to replace our TV next year - looks like the tube's starting to go. Obviously I'll have to go one-up on you and get a 40-something inch screen. That's why I'm King!