The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well - in case you all didnt know - the JDK will be partaking in international relationship building shortly and whilst the miracles of the internet means he wont be 'far away' I should hope that considering he will be in Australia, without me (I dont get invited to cool stuff like that) he shouldnt be bored in anyway.
So we need a vice JDK - someone to post many posts and keep us all from going insane -
Any suggestions? (Preferably not me - I might get busy at work, could happen!)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
