The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK, so Darren's been having a go at me all day 'cos I mentioned having a Soft Cell CD, BUT he won't admit what's lurking in his music collection, Vic, it's time to name & shame!!!
Elton John? Is that sad enough for you? Brian Kennedy, Roxette (actually these days he's more into Offspring, Linkin Park and Puddle of Mud - the Elton John cds haven't come out for a while!!).
He does have that dodgy single Elton John did with Pavarotti!!
my first ever cd was east17 'steam' .. you know, there's also that ding-dongy Christmas one on it too. makes me cheery.. then i catch myself and try to look suitably unimpressed incase anyone is watching.
I simply cant believe that someone's first album could be East 17 - I must be turning into an old man - as for Celine Dion Darren - shame on you SHAME!
I do own a shawoddywoddy (not spelt right) album somewhere though -
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