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ddvmor


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Where's my microwave?
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Sorry... I had to post this - it made me laff.


We had an email from someone at church last night that went something like this:



Sorry to bother you all, but apparently the church microwave has disappeared!


If any of you could give a clue as to what's happened to it, or where it's been put, i'd be grateful if could let me know asap


He he he.    Apparently they found it in the shower...



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Running a microwave in the shower does not strike me as a good idea!

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  Sometimes the truth really is funnier!

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ddvmor


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I'm still chuckling!


 


he he he he he



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I thought the reply was great:


"Sorry my fault...........
 
It is actually in the shower room between the store and the vestery. We put it there out of the way to give more worktop space on Friday and forgot to put it back....... now I've had to confess to putting a microwave in a toilet (it's not plugged in but I'm not sure if that makes it OK)"

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VIC!
how could you
isn't that almost blasphemous?

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VicM


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It wasn't me that did it - the e-mail chain was copied to the whole church!!


Made me laugh when I received it!!



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bonniepirateanne


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ahh gotchya
i dont think any of the people in my church know what an email is

or a microwave for that matter

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ddvmor


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Lets hope no-one tried to defrost anything whilst taking a shower.  Could be messy!

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We're quite a technologically advanced church - they even use powerpoint slide shows in the Sunday services!!  All the song words are up there and a presentation that goes with the sermon! 

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They're currently designing and building a clone army and a Death Star.

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