Upon using my very sophisticated software to magnify and enhance the image, it looks suspiciously like you are hanging the washing out.  Is that entirely appropriate?

Those are some large, yellow underpants!

You haven't seen the size of my ass...

I was only trying to avoid sounding Bristolian saying 'arse'.

She can't They're floating away on the breeze...

We've heard that before....

Ahem...

(spoken)

One month ago today

I was happy as a lark

But now I go for walks

To the movies - maybe to the park

 

And have a seat on the same old bench

To watch the children play (huh)

You know, tomorrow is their future

But to me, just another day

 

They all gather around me

They seem to know my name

We laugh, tell a few jokes

But it still doesn't ease my pain

 

I know I can't hide from a memory

'Though day after day I've tried

I keep sayin' she'll be back

But today again I lied

 

(Sung)

Oh, I see her face everywhere I go

On the street, and even at the picture show

Have you seen her?

Tell me, have you seen her?

 

Oh, I hear her voice as the cold winds blow

In the sweet music on my radio

Have you seen her?

Tell me, have you seen her?

 

Why, oh, why

Did she have to leave and go away [2: oh, yeah]

Oh-oh-oh, I've been used to havin' someone to lean on

And I'm lost

Baby, I'm lost (Oh)

 

Oh, she left her kiss upon my lips

But left that break within my heart

Have you seen her?

Tell me, have you seen her?

 

Oh, I see her hand reaching out to me

Only she can set me free

Have you seen her?

Tell me, have you seen her?

 

Why, oh, why

Did she have to leave and go away [2: oh, yeah]

Oh-oh-oh, I've been used to havin' someone to lean on

And I'm lost

Baby, I'm lost (Oh)

 

(spoken)

 

As another day comes to an end

I'm lookin' for a letter or somethin'

Anything that she would send

With all the people I know

I'm still a lonely man

You know, it's funny

I thought I had her in the palm of my hand

 

Have you seen her

Tell me, have you seen her (tell me, have you seen her?)

Have you seen her

Tell me, have you seen her (tell me, have you seen her?)

Er.  That's great, Nate mate.  Now try some iambic pentameter.