The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In a hurry to get away from the wedding reception? I've been to a few of those...
Turns out I should have been in a hurry to get away from my own...Before it started......Ben
What? a marriage that didnt go swimmingly well - leaving you angry and bitter? surely not? its a fine institution and makes perfect sense in these modern times...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I love this forum. It's the only one I know that can go from admiring a choclate dalek cake to comparing notes on divorce in a few short posts, without anyone caring!