The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Does anyone else wish that Clark and Lana would elope to some remote island and leave us to watch Lex Luthor become the thoroughly nasty piece of work that we all know he really is???? It's all a bit Dawson's Creek and I'm not sure why I keep watching it.