The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
$1.5m - strangely funding is the only thing stopping them - who wouldnt want to cough up one and a half mil for something pointless that will last only a month... numpties
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
The Banana People Said:It has a multiplicity of meanings. Because it is simple. and that is one reason. As a message it has been hyper-simplified; it is synthetic. A Symbol utilizing symbolisms, An Icon, or.. an expression with an iconography synthesized to the point that might seem meaningless - with no point. Useless and absurd. that is what it is. - The Banana is a Joke to Stupidity. It is odd, oddity with a sense of humor (thanks to the banana) Humoristic; unthreatening as an intervention. - I wanted to bring some humor to the Texas sky It is banal. It is Visual. It is a fiction. It is live 3D. It is surreal. It is dream-like. In the land of dreamers and the ones with faith. A banana appearing in the Texas sky might seem like a message. As a signal. (Perhaps to give direction or as a prophetic sign).
It is a Mark, It is representation and About showing presence.
The banana is pop (and foreigner). It is a common thing, and yet, it comes from far away. - ..because there are no bananas in Texas, at least no banana plantations. - bananas do not grow in Texas. This intervention has irony. Like the paradox about localized actions with global dimensions.
This is a daring action, defiant like a cowboy act. And the banana is macho and phallic, they say.
It is in Texas because it has oil, and a lot of Walmarts, Exxons and Halliburtons. (and The Ranch) It is a buffoon act, trying to impress Texan dominant Aerospace, and all the Gun Clubs.
At the end it as a Show, a banana in the sky is an odd celebration to spectacle, to the advertisement industries; and to the Warhol Art.