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ddvmor


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She is.  Well, nearly.


 




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Return to us safely Sharon - I have dedicated my 900th post to you!


Kum BYE AH!!!!!!!



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Have a fab time & come back safely Sharon - will there be snow in Estonia?



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quote:
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"Have a fab time & come back safely Sharon - will there be snow in Estonia?"

Or will it just be full of bad Eurovision candidates?



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+15°C / 59°F


This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.


 


+10°C / 50°F


The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.


 


+5°C / 41°F


Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.


 


0°C / 32°F


Distilled water freezes. The water in river Vantaa (in Finland) gets a little thicker.


 


-5°C / 23°F


People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.


 


-10°C / 14°F


The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.


 


-20°C / -4°F 


British cars won't start, The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.


 


-30°C / -22°F 


Japanese and American cars won't start. People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.


 


-40°C / -40°F 


Swedish and German cars won't start. Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.


 


-50°C / -58°F 


Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.


 


-60°C / -76°F 


Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.


 


-70°C / -94°F 


The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.


 


-183°C / -297.4°F


Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.


 


-273°C / -459.4°F 


ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."


 


-300°C / -508°F


Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest


 




-- Edited by NateO at 22:23, 2004-12-09

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Nice one, Nate.  Doen't say anything about Estonia, though.


I think I'm having Sharon withdrawal symptoms.  My UA inbox just ain't the same without her!


We should all have a bar of Green & Blacks to remind us of all that is good about her!



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Only one thing to say about that Nate:  Cool!

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He he. Well let me tell y'all about Estonia, er, wait...

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...still waiting...


I was on the edge of my seat there for a while, but then my left buttock started to go numb.  Now I'm sitting sensibly.



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Good call.


Here's more than you want to know mate:


http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/en.html




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Excellent.  Important stuff that everyone needs to know.

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quote:
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"...still waiting... I was on the edge of my seat there for a while, but then my left buttock started to go numb.  Now I'm sitting sensibly."
Presuambly sensibly means "One on each seat" ?

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That's the one.


 


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It must be a pain in the 'ahem' having to take the arms off the chairs to fit a cheek on each. 


Or do you have a customised 'doublechair' (say it with a french accent - sounds more cool)



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Dooblayshezz.  Hmmm.  Nope.  Does nuffink for me.


 


Changing the subject - Our Shaz has been back for nearly a week now... and hasn't posted.  Do you think that Customs have confiscated her fingers?



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Err, sorry, I was tired!  (Still am, need sleep!)  Hello, thanks for the vigil, though I think the fires melted any potential snow!


Oh yeah, had a fab time by the way!



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Woohoo.  Sharon makes a triumphant (if exhausted) return from the ends of the known world!


Hello Sharon.



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