The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So they have this application on facebooooook that estimates your real age based on some basic questions about your health, history and routines. I didnee do it on facebook because it wanted me to recommend it to 20 people and I wasnt up for that so I did one here
I got 29 and I'm 31. But tricky as I was unable to answer any of the 'How would your docter...' questions with any accuracy. I'm a bit lardy at the moment cos I've been lazy over the winter, but it's warmed up again now and I can go running again!
When I started this test I had high hopes of a good score with a BMI of 22.5, good waist to hip ratio, hands well past feet, and non-saggy skin. But then it asked me if I'd ever been diagnosed with cancer and if any of my immediate family died before the age of 60 of a heart attack... umm answering yes to those probably muck it up royally! My Dad did smoke and drink heavily though, and my cancer was caught early and sorted out 4 years ago. Don't think it actually came out that bad considering.. I'm 35 and I came out at 34.
I'm not bothered anyway - people always say I look younger than the JDK and he's 4 years younger than me!