The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Dunno if you've caught this news story which appeared on BBC Breakfast this morning. What an eejit.
Judge YoutubeAs a man who posted video online of himself speeding at 130mph has been handed a four-month suspended prison term, police are increasingly relying on YouTube as a crime fighting weapon. When an anonymous e-mail dropped in the inbox of Suffolk Police last autumn the fate of Danny Hyde was sealed.
It drew to the attention of officers a video posted on YouTube of Hyde, 18, driving his Astra one-handed at 130mph along the A14 near Ipswich.
He filmed it himself on his mobile phone and the footage included shots of the speedometer and the road ahead as he sped past other vehicles.
Police managed to identify Hyde and he admitted the offence to magistrates, earning a four-month suspended prison term.
And just in case you haven't formed a mental picture of the sort of person who's moronic enough to do this:
Sadly, I haven't been able to find the youtube video in question... :(
It looks like someone's already had a go - they missed him by an eyebrow's width - you can see where the bolt just clipped the hair away from the eyebrow...