The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A 'Heart Cookie'? You cannot allow this blatant ignorance to continue! Make him say Jammie Dodger. Don't give him one 'til he does. You can taunt him by eating them in front of him until he cries, if you like.
lol we're trying. As it stands I'm out of them and there's only one place I know of nearby that sells them. I'll have to get some more and use them like flash cards.