The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The sad PAs that have organised the Marketing 'do' this year have decided it is to be Grease themed. BUM. Anyone got any ideas for how I can dress (I don't want to go all pink lady or black lycra etc - I'd like to look nice but still fit in with the theme).
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "You could go as a Jock... just a thought - or what about as the scary head teacher? nothing personal - just a thought "
I'm not scary!!
Nate - does the poodle skirt come in a slightly longer length - get a little self conscious with very short skirts (plus they aren't too sensible when you're drunk - I usually stick to trousers!).
Ok, so I've ordered a green 50's style circular skirt from ebay - just need to find a suitable petticoat and scarf to tie round my neck (I will also need a top obviously!!).