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ddvmor


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Doctor Who Dalek Dress Up Costume

One piece costume with attached metallic trims and removable tool.

100% polyester.

Hand wash only.

For ages 5 to 6 years.
I'm not sure I'd have wanted one of these even when I was 6. It's kinda like the Chilli Pepper's tent coat only less cool.





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JonnyStead


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It looks like some kind of sexual gimp suit...

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A sexual gimp suit with a REMOVABLE TOOL!

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ddvmor wrote:

A sexual gimp suit with a REMOVABLE TOOL!


Whoever designed that abomination needs his tool removed so he won't reproduce...Ye gads...Ben



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bahahaha If a kid showed up at my door wearing that I'd give him extra candy

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Would that be to make him feel better because he's dressed as a sexual gimp?

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Dazza, I will pay good money if you wear that to work for a whole day.. jdkwink

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No a chance.

How much?

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$50AUD + $50AUD if you wear some sort of gizmo that makes your voice sound like a Darlek...I would require videographic evidence upon payment though..
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Hmm. I'm pretty sure that the current exchange rate will only get me about £25 and given that the costume itself is £20, this isn't a particularly impressive offer. Gonna have to do better!

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I'll donate an extra 72p.

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I'll give you candy!

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Is 'candy' a euphemism for anything?

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ummm sweets?

I only knew one girl named Candy.. but you'd want to stay as far from her as possible..

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What sort of name is 'Candy' anyway? Who calls their kid 'Candy'?

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I have stopped being surprised by names I hear. I went to school with a person who's legal name was Princess... and my friend's ex wife and her sisters were all given stripper names (but not one of them would you actually want to see naked...) Jermaine Jackson's son's name is Jermajesty...

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Hah. I can top that! My little brother is called Chris. No... wait that's a normal name. Not funny at all.

I don't think I know anyone with a really funny name, although one of my workmates has the surname 'Moran' and most of his post turns up addressed to 'Moron'.

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I know someone called Dazza JDK Big Nosed Pot Bellied Pedant something...






I may have made that up





Retaliation starts on the very next post I suspect....

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as this is the very next post, you're clear.. but it might be coming in the next one after...

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Nope. Not in the post... You underestimate the depths I will sink to.

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JonnyStead


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I saw what you did... then I fixed it...

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Not before I took screen prints! Who wants to see screen prints?

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