The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well I had some frozen fruit, which wasn't nearly as defrosted as I'd thought, so I was trying to whizz it up into a smoothie, added a bit of yoghurt to give my blender a fighting chance & ended up with ice cream. I was quite impressed.