The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Here's a nice juicy rumor to be taken with a huge pinch of salt, some of you know i work in a newspaper I overheard a journo ask another if there was any news of the coronation in yet.
Don't know what it means maybe something from the Diana inquest ?
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
I seem to remember reading that Diana had mentioned to someone that she thought the Queen was going to abdicate. The Guardian has a short piece on it. Maybe it's linked.