The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, today was Lady Day in the UK. All the girly Ladies are allowed to take the day off, but the law is that no men are. So only Ladies had the day off. Hence the name... Lady Day.
Did any of the Bored Board Ladies take the day off?
The 1823 Lady Day Bill was passed because it was felt that women were physically inferior to men and required a day off to gather their strength and find themselves and other girly stuff - remember that in those days, people didn't get holidays - they worked 7 days a week with Sunday morning off for church.
So the law was passed that Ladies could take the last Monday in November off, but the wording of the bill actually precludes any men taking the day off. Since the bill has never been repealed, it remains a criminal offence for men to take the day off, although I can't imagine that anyone would get arrested for it in this day and age.
In conclusion, I postulate that anyone who took that day off must therefore be a Lady?