The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I rescued two damsels in distress last week. I'm such a hero!
The first one sent her other half to Scotland with the only front door key and the second one sneezed her car into the back of a lorry. Fortunately I was there to save the day! Yay me!
