The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Nate - in answer to your query, Let me ask one or two questions:
Who's gonna clean up the sh*t from the back garden?
Who's gonna go walkies come hail or high water?
Who's gonna keep the puppy company for the 8 or 9 hours a day when we're at work?
Want a clue? Shall I give you a hint?
Hmmm.
I have nothing against puppies. In fact I think dogs are great. Better than cats. I'd really love to have a dog. But it would be really mean to get a dog and then leave it on it's own for most of the day. Or worse... alone with the cats, the poor sod.
lol yah I think it's driving Darrin up a wall. He's always like "how the hell does he have to pee again! he just peed 5 minutes ago!" He's also taken to saying "uhoh.. he's refueling" every time the pup sticks his head in the water dish.
I'm sure he'd love it. This kid is completely ruled by his stomach. He can smell a dorito at 300 yards. I've actually had to start looking in the fridge before I close it to make sure he isn't in there. Closed him in it once already... realized it two minutes later.. opened the door to find him on the shelf munching on some cheese
Vic used to torture her mum's dog by tossing it maltesers, and then intoroducing a pickled onion into the mix. The dog swallowed it before she relised what it was. The look of hurt an betrayal on her face was priceless!
One of our cats once stole a green chilli off the side in the kitchen. The first we knew of it was a load of coughing & sneezing and then we found him standing in a pool of his own dribble with his eyes watering, coughing and sneezing with a half eaten green chilli on the floor in front of him!! He hasn't stolen one since!!
One of my favourites is to get a spoonful of peanut butter and let the dog lick, then step back. The dog will lick his lips for 5 minutes, uninterrupted!
I can confirm that Elliot has been eating spicy coated peanuts this weekend. We don't have any peanut butter to try him on, but we'll get some and let you know how it goes!!
Uhoh... did I start something I shouldn't have? 
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