The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So the JDK (or Enormo as I've taken to calling him) is away on a conference today, possible with Susan - before letting it all hang out (sorry if you were eating) at the Christmas do tonight!
With that in mind, and considering that he confided in me that he was dreading it all, we should at least have him in our thoughts today, but not all of him clearly, as there wouldnt be room for anything else!
I'm not nice...
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Susan wrote:The conference was pretty good actually.
Yup. If you enjoy spending an hour listening to a man from an external auditing firm tell you that data security is a bit of an issue and do the same brainstorming exercise that you did the year before and the year before that
Susan wrote:In fact the second guest speaker - Abi Oyepitan - was truly inspirational
I'm not sure I actually found him to be inspirational. He was very personable and quite funny and his story was certainly intertesting and it entertained me. He was the only interesting part of a very dull day.
Incidentally, Stead - our guest speaker was a paralympic baskeball player. It wasn't Abi Oyepitan - turns out that's a female relay runner. He had a very similar name though... a quick google reveals it to be Ade Adepitan
ddvmor wrote:Incidentally, Stead - our guest speaker was a paralympic baskeball player. It wasn't Abi Oyepitan - turns out that's a female relay runner. He had a very similar name though... a quick google reveals it to be Ade Adepitan
-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:04, 2007-11-28
Thanks for the correction Mate. Time was at a premium when I wrote, so didn't have time to check my googling result properly - a slap in the face is what you get for not giving things the time they deserve.
Well, not really...I don't remember much glamor to that period of my life...It was just a job without much excitement...Here is a link to a thread I started elsewhere about those days...The links therein have some good pictures (none with me however)...Ben
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