The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, thank you very much, friends...This is one of the five days a year when we close the store...I mostly rested and went to my my Mom's house for dinner...Back to work tomorrow......Ben
-- Edited by Truckman at 01:06, 2007-11-23
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