The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Please all cast your vote from one of the options below - I have sanitised the list a little because I aint singing about bikini's or being a woman (leave it) or some of the other dodgy suggestions -
Vote for the one you want and we will wittle it down - unless there is a clear winner!
Hengle and I wont vote - so its down to you guys!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson