The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was bored today so the JDK gave me a challenge. Photograph 26 things in the office with my camera phone - one beginning with each letter of the alphabet. Well it killed about 2 hours and I don't think anybody noticed!
What can I say? Catfish exceeded all expectations! Xylene was genius! Whereas most of us would have simply gone and photographed the Xerox machine, Catfish actually built a model of a xylene molecule. I've attached a bigger copy of the picture.
Catfish - RESPECT! Not only have you built a model of a xylene molecule, but you must surely have raised the board's reading level at least two points up the scale.
It has to be said that seeing your undies (lovely as they are) doesn't make me want to have sex with you, let alone a relationship! Anyway Stead, you do know that sex doesn't have to lead to a relationship, don't you?
It has to be said that seeing your undies (lovely as they are) doesn't make me want to have sex with you, let alone a relationship! Anyway Stead, you do know that sex doesn't have to lead to a relationship, don't you?