The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, it is rather good. I think Google should do something like it on their page - you know, a themed banner according to whatever the special occasion is.
There was an interesting programme on the ABC the other night about the origin of the Australian accent...as I long suspected its a hybrid London/cockney accent.
Anyone listing to the average Aussie talking would have noted expressions like 'Sky-Rocket' for pocket and 'Sepo' for americans..as in the cockney ryhming slang 'Septic Tanks' for Yanks, but the Australians have added the 'o' and shortened it as is their want..
Other little Aussie Rippers are:-
Journo's - Journalist Ambo's- Ambulance Men Firies- Firemen Bikies- Bikers Bridgies- Bridge engineers Doco's- Doctors Pollies - Politicians (this is a polite version)
My personal favourite and one which I heard the other day was 'lawnie'- which was the description of the guy who cuts my grass...