The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
And your cross-bow! There are 3 targets, who were setting off fireworks on the beach, within feet of me, Shadow & my car. They can be tracked down by the firework damage on their car (may as well put a bolt through that too, while yo're at it). Sadly they failed to make the Darwin Awards when they lit a rocket from said car as they drove away.
Popped by the police station on my way home &, usefully, they were shut.
Because you refused to wear the rad-suit if you remember you said "I'll never get my giant arse in there!" and I responded with "Yes, you're right quite right it is enormous" and then you said "Why do you mock me?" and I said "Because you dont do anything to help yourself like stop eating cake or have a face swap with a normal person" and then you started crying and then before we knew it, all the Chavs had escaped so I went home...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
...Ben
