The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Apparently TV stations in the US refused to play Saving Private Ryan this week because of the violence and bad language and the fear of being fined for broadcasting it:
OK, so the first film I ever cried at was Dumbo, I was four. This is the only other film I have ever cried at in my life. It is the only film that has ever made me feel physically sick. It makes you realise what war's about. I'm with Susan, every single person on the planet should be made to watch this (even though it wasn't the American's who won the bleedin' war, thank you very much!) & Schindler's List. They show that there's no glamour in dying for your country; that good guys don't have to be nice people, though bad guys might be; that we owe those who fought for us so much more than buying an annual poppy; that we should do all that is possible to stop anyone else going through similar atrocities. I keep meaning to make myself watch them both again, though I keep putting it off, because there's no way I'd ever claim to have enjoyed either. Don't know if you've read the Schindler's Ark book? Normally I hate films watering down books, but if they'd put some of that stuff on a big screen there'd probably have been people throwing up in the cinema.
Thank God Speilberg didn't stop to worry about offending people.
Personally I thought P.R. and S.L. were outstanding films and probably required viewing - but I didnt blub at either of them. Now the Green mile that was something different for me...
11.11 is really important though and woh betied any company that doesnt mark the 2 minutes silence for starters!
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quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Apparently TV stations in the US refused to play Saving Private Ryan this week because of the violence and bad language and the fear of being fined for broadcasting it: http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1349169,00.html Personally, I think it's a film everyone should see! Those censors should be shot.-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:19, 2004-11-12"
Hi Darren
Just FYI, the FCC (people who control American airwaves) has not blocked this movie. Some TV stations are trying to fool the American public into believing that Saving Private Ryan is being censored, it's not. As long as there is no cameo by Janet Jackson flashing her boobs in front of small children , I'm pretty sure no T.V. station will be fined for showing this movie.
The way I read the article, it wasn't so much that the neworks would be fined. It was more that they could be fined for showing graphic violence and naughty, naughty words and on that basis they decided not to.
What was most entertaining about the JJ thing was that it was the Network that was fined for showing pornography even though they had no idea she was going to do it. Should have been JJ in my opinion.
Censorship works so much better when those being censored are so afraid of the censors that they censor themselves. Leaves more time for golf.