The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sorry about the title, but you know what they say - sex sells! Even if it is oral besiality! Which this isn't, I should add.
This is a video of a guy making a glass cat (GLASS blowing a cat, see?)... Very cool... not least because of the sheer speed with which the he does it. Woosh - and there it is!
I think this tells you alot about the female mind that as soon (and I mean AS SOON) as it started to look even vaguely 'kitten like' we started getting cooing noises and the 'ahhh' and the 'awww' stuff - ITS MOLTEN GLASS!!!! STROKE IT IF YOU THINK ITS PURDY - jesus...
Sorry - that just kinda spilled out...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Pics at www.susannixon.com (her glass is considerably better than her website, it's a new one & not quite finished yet!).
Truckman - I can't believe you were the only one to pick up on my carefully worded statement! The JDK must've been sleeping! As for Stead, re-reading his response I'm just choosing to believe it passed him by, otherwise that'd be kinda freaky...
He doesn't deserve it, not right now. In fact, has to be said Stead, after a period of being frankly quite arsey you seem to have gone into a very mellow phase recently. Anything you need to tell us? (Change in diet? New woman on the scene? Secrets of the universe to reveal?)
He doesn't deserve it, not right now. In fact, has to be said Stead, after a period of being frankly quite arsey you seem to have gone into a very mellow phase recently. Anything you need to tell us? (Change in diet? New woman on the scene? Secrets of the universe to reveal?)
Why stop at one? Why not all three? We need to know!
It was probably my desperate need for a holiday - I had been working quite hard without a break and then 2 weeks ago I finished 2 weeks off - things have been more manageable since then! ish -
New woman on the scene? have you gone mad? Do I look like I need that sort of hassle? hmmh hmmm?
The secrets of the universe have been unlocked this week though with the revelation that tubby people are fat due to the world we live in rather than their refusal to do any exercise and eat anything that hasnt been deep fried - cobblers -
Normal service has been resumed...
OK Shazza over to you to say something rude and make sure you include fun bags because JDK is obsessed...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I have to be rude about the JDK's fun bags? I thought you'd made him get rid of them.? No-one's getting this no rudeness on demand thing, are they?
Stead, you look like Superman from here - I'm sure you could cope (whether or not you could find a woman who could cope with you is, of course, another matter)
Personally I'm now going to sit stuffing my face until they fix the world to make me slim again.
Poor old JDK has lost weight due to his terrible illness - but to be fair I had got him into pretty good shape prior to his trip to the US which appears to have corrupted him somewhat.
He would argue that he does the work in the gym not me - but you know...
Aw go on shazza say something rude - how should I tease it out of you - be my old self maybe? hmmm hmmm?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
But I'm feeling quite chilled today. Well, now I've sat down after running round like a loon sorting a dead server for most of the morning. Can't really be arsed to be rude!
See, there's actually been stuff that could've been interpretted as rudness in all my posts in this thread. Obviously you're just all so used to rude people that you haven't noticed...