The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sounds like we all need to rally around the JDK and offer some advice on sleeping!
Erm....
Dont eat too close to bedtime - try and have a 'relax' before going to bed - dont do stiumlating things like working, watching tv or playing video games for at 45 mins before sleep -
Try and get some physical exercise everyday... yadda yadda
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Is it ok to hide cheese under the pillow to nibble on in the wee hours?
-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:26, 2007-10-15
If you look Cheese up on Wikipedia and go to the effect on sleep section, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese#Effect_on_sleep, it says it is beneficial to eat cheese if you want a good night's sleep. Even though the research into the effect of cheese on sleep was undertaken by the British Cheese Board, so probably a bit biased, I think it is a reasonably well known fact that cheese contains tryptophan, an amino acid that has been found to relieve stress and induce sleep.