The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I first saw this on the opening sequence of A Few Good Men and I still think it looks briliant today - it just goes to show how good a team can become with enough rehearsal.
It kinda backs up my criticism of some professional sportsmen, particularly soccer players (see how I used the word Soccer to appeal to all corners of the world!?) - when they miss a penalty or spoon a ball out off the pitch in some spastic display of lack of talent.
If you think about it - those guys should be able to hit the same targe 999/1000 times without any trouble because they should be well practiced enough. But they dont - they often 'cock' it and everyone say "Oh its OK - he was probably nervous!"
Nervous? Try whipping a bayonet around your head at speed - in sync - with spot lights half blinding you - thats nervous!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
...Ben
