The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
buried here?...I believe I would be more than a little perturbed if my great-grandaddy's grave was going to be dug up to make room for fresher bodies...When I get planted, I want to know that my body will stay at rest...I might have to come back and haunt someone otherwise...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Can't say I'd be overly impressed if such plans went ahead. That said, the Daily Mail is not exactly famous for the accuracy of it's reporting and does have a habit of putting an alarmist spin on almost everything it reports.
Note that this bit:
"But plans are afoot to dig up the ancient graves at Tower Hamlets Cemetery - and reopen it as a 21st century burial site."
doesn't actually say who's making these plans. And this bit:
"Officially it would be known as a "multi-faith" cemetery but it is likely that it would principally answer calls for a Muslim graveyard in the largely-Asian East London borough."
is finely calculated to whip the blue middle classes into a 'muslims are taking over the world' frenzy.
It's hard to say exactly what question was being answered here:
But the Labour-controlled council's environment spokesman Abdal Ullah appeared to be in no doubt about the feasibility of the plan when he said: "To preserve the respect and dignity for everyone, I think most of the graves would have to be cleared out and we'd start afresh."
And then this bit:
"It is a popular and historic nature park and if there were any proposalsto alter the look or the functionality, there would be a full consultation with interested parties," said a spokesman.
However the council admitted it had been looking at "options" for burial sites."
Just seems to be trying to imply a council run conspiracy to do a bit of graverobbing, when in actual fact, the last sentence would be business as usual for the council - just one part of their forward planning. They could equally have said that they were looking at "options" for new bus routes, but that doesn't mean they're gonna run em though the cemetery.
I'm getting more and morwe exasperated with the British press. Even the BBC seem incapable of reporting something without putting an alarmist spin on it!
And for the record, I want to be BURNED! But I don't really care that much, cos I'll be dead and probably won't know anything about it.
there are some terms and conditions to UK graves - something like you're only guaranteed to be there 200 years or summit - I forget the details but I know that its pretty much always beem the case that when you 'buy' your plot you're actually only leasing it and at some point your grave can be moved and even merged in with others...
Give me the furnace anytime!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Excellent - my Dad launched my mum's ashes in a wood near a house that she never lived at - but he thought she'd like. Shame we were downwind - it takes ages to brush that out of your hair I can tell you!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson