The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Now, its not because you lot bore me or anything - honestly it isnt - dont be so sensitive - well, OK it is but - it seems to me the JDBB needs a recruitment drive -
We could start by spamming other forums but that would be wrong - wouldnt it? IDEAS PEOPLE!!!!?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
What will you be throwing me over exactly? A jack russell? That would probably be quite easy. Now if it was a 6 foot fence - that would probably be more difficult...
I wonder if the lack of any explanatory text at the top of the board might leave people a little perplexed as to our purpose and therefore less inclined to join or post. There's a bit of text in the meta tag which is picked up by google but doesn't really appear anywhere else:
The metatag says:Bored people unite! This message board was created to alleviate the tedium of your pointless day to day routine! There are no real Jammie Dodgers here, but there is... er... other stuff!
Maybe we should concoct a short, clever phrase to appear under the JDBB logo and then create a sticky 'welcome' thread or link. Also, it may be worth considering that the logo itself is a bit offputting to people - is it a bit garish, meaning that anyone who has a reasonably visible monitor can't visit us at work for fear of being spotted?
We've always gone through quiet phases like this as some of our more talkative (postative?) members, including myself, find themselves busier then usual. Hopefully we'll pull out of that phase again soon - still, more members never hurts. I challenge you all to each persuade someone new to sign up!
PLease post a link to the actual post you make - it'll be cool then I wont have to go searching for it which requires initiative, enthusiasm and cunning on my part... all of which I'm sadly lacking in...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
PLease post a link to the actual post you make - it'll be cool then I wont have to go searching for it which requires initiative, enthusiasm and cunning on my part... all of which I'm sadly lacking in...
Hazah! welcome to you both! I'm posting in reply as the JDK is probably on his weekend break from boredom - but I'm sure normal service will be resumed on Monday if not before.
So welcome welcome welcome - this, by the way, is likely the only post I shall make that will be both balanced and polite... it's likely to go down hill a little from here...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Ben was referring to the Jonestown suicides in Guyana; it was a cult led by Jim Jones. Jones had everyone drink cyanide-laced Kool Ade- weird story you can read here.
(There weren't any jokes about it, though. Punch lines were too long.)