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Lets recruit new members!


Now, its not because you lot bore me or anything - honestly it isnt - dont be so sensitive - well, OK it is but - it seems to me the JDBB needs a recruitment drive -

We could start by spamming other forums but that would be wrong - wouldnt it? IDEAS PEOPLE!!!!?



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Be careful what you ask for...You could wind up being infiltrated by some old conservative-minded relics like me...Ben

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Then we should form a club and over throw the JDK - though he is quite large so throwing him may not be easy

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What will you be throwing me over exactly? A jack russell? That would probably be quite easy. Now if it was a 6 foot fence - that would probably be more difficult... nod.gif

I wonder if the lack of any explanatory text at the top of the board might leave people a little perplexed as to our purpose and therefore less inclined to join or post. There's a bit of text in the meta tag which is picked up by google but doesn't really appear anywhere else:

The metatag says:
Bored people unite! This message board was created to alleviate the tedium of your pointless day to day routine! There are no real Jammie Dodgers here, but there is... er... other stuff!


Maybe we should concoct a short, clever phrase to appear under the JDBB logo and then create a sticky 'welcome' thread or link. Also, it may be worth considering that the logo itself is a bit offputting to people - is it a bit garish, meaning that anyone who has a reasonably visible monitor can't visit us at work for fear of being spotted? blankstare.gif

We've always gone through quiet phases like this as some of our more talkative (postative?) members, including myself, find themselves busier then usual. Hopefully we'll pull out of that phase again soon - still, more members never hurts. I challenge you all to each persuade someone new to sign up! biggrin.gif

-- Edited by ddvmor at 11:09, 2007-10-12

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JonnyStead wrote:

Then we should form a club





What kind of tree limb will you be forming this club from?...
JonnyStead wrote:

though he is quite large so throwing him may not be easy





May I be of assistance?...I'm 6'4" and 240 pounds...(I won't mention the .45)...
ddvmor wrote:
I challenge you all to each persuade someone new to sign up! biggrin.gif




I'll post an invitation at the place where I normally hang my hat and you're welcome to check them out yourselves (link below)...Ben

Come on in

-- Edited by Truckman at 14:47, 2007-10-12

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I remember many moons ago us spamming other sites, but only to see if we could get them discussing Jammie Dodgers.
I won if I remember rightly curtsey.gif

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You do. It wasn't very successful.

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I'll post an invitation at the place where I normally hang my hat and you're welcome to check them out yourselves (link below)...Ben

Come on in

-- Edited by Truckman at 14:47, 2007-10-12


PLease post a link to the actual post you make - it'll be cool then I wont have to go searching for it which requires initiative, enthusiasm and cunning on my part... all of which I'm sadly lacking in...



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JonnyStead wrote:



PLease post a link to the actual post you make - it'll be cool then I wont have to go searching for it which requires initiative, enthusiasm and cunning on my part... all of which I'm sadly lacking in...


For the initiative challenged among us...Ben



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I took the "Truckman Challenge"......$10, right, Ben?

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$10  Is that all?  Harrumph!  We're worth more than that!  wink

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Truckman wrote:

Be careful what you ask for...You could wind up being infiltrated by some old conservative-minded relics like me...Ben





    Or me........idea



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Susan wrote:

$10 Is that all? Harrumph! We're worth more than that! wink




 Uhhhh, he said I had to pay him..........



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Hazah! welcome to you both! I'm posting in reply as the JDK is probably on his weekend break from boredom - but I'm sure normal service will be resumed on Monday if not before.

So welcome welcome welcome - this, by the way, is likely the only post I shall make that will be both balanced and polite... it's likely to go down hill a little from here...

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JonnyStead wrote:

it's likely to go down hill a little from here...



Counting on it biggrin

Thanks for the welcome. By the way, you're aware of the expression "Ugly American"? They use my photo for that...........

 



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Le Voyageur wrote:

Truckman wrote:

Be careful what you ask for...You could wind up being infiltrated by some old conservative-minded relics like me...Ben





    Or me........idea





catman wrote:

I took the "Truckman Challenge"......$10, right, Ben?





There goes the neighborhood...weirdface.gif...Ben

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Welcome to you both! Nice work there, Ben!

Incidentally, guys - he did tell you about the tythe and the mutual suicide pact we all have didn't he? wink.gif

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Tythe? No problem. (Let's see, 10% of nothing is......)

Suicide- newest guys go last, eh?

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catman wrote:
Suicide- newest guys go last, eh?

Mike, just lace up your Nikes, iron your purple shroud, drink your Kool-Ade and shut up...jawdrop.gif...biggrin...Ben



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I reckon the contents of Kool Ade and it's like are probably more noxious than anything I could come up with biggrin.gif

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Ben was referring to the Jonestown suicides in Guyana; it was a cult led by Jim Jones. Jones had everyone drink cyanide-laced Kool Ade- weird story you can read here.

(There weren't any jokes about it, though. Punch lines were too long.)


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ddvmor wrote:


Incidentally, guys - he did tell you about the tythe and the mutual suicide pact we all have didn't he? wink.gif







Suicide pact, hey....not a problem. I'll stick around to comfort the women folk....besides, National Geo just upgraded my critter cam.... popcorn.gif

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Suicide pact, hey....not a problem. I'll stick around to comfort the women folk....besides, National Geo just upgraded my critter cam.... popcorn.gif

Always the gentleman, LV...Always the gentleman...clap.gif...Ben



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catman wrote:


(There weren't any jokes about it, though. Punch lines were too long.)



Heh, heh, heh...Good'un...



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catman wrote:

There weren't any jokes about it, though. Punch lines were too long.
Ouch! biggrin.gif

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