The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It does look very luxurious. Apart from the morgue which looks a bit makeshift. I always say that you can judge a secret underground lair by the quality of it's morgue.
I think I'd still go for the Washington one on the basis that it has 3 missile silos from which I can launch my deadly Doomsday Weapon. And it's quite close to the Air and Space museum, which is cool.
Yeah but commuting in Washington is a b1tch isnt it? It will take the lorries ages to get through with the components, and NO you cant use my fleet of evil helicopters again - last time you did that they came back with empty fuel tanks and the pilots jump suits were dirty - they wouldnt tell me what you had them do!
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