The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Not a grim one... not particularly anyway, unless you suffer from some irrational low level hair related squeamishness.
I popped into the gents this morning (it's okay... I won't dwell on it) to find, at head height on the tiled wall over the urinal a small patch of neatly trimmed hair.
Clearly, someone who'd had their hair cut that morning found the act of peeing so exhausting that he had to rest his head on the wall as he went.