The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh, thanks for that, dude. I'd just managed to get it out of my mind with warm and fuzzy thoughts of the cruel irony and sarcasm we were gonna inflict on Charles... Now I'm depressed again!
Then this won't be helping : we (= Belgians) have got only 1,5 working days left this week. Well, most of us have ... there are some who will have to work of course.