The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My understanding is that periodically the governments of the developed world scan through the winterweb to uncover plots of potential naughtiness by terror groups so that they may, in turn protect us all from them. They accomplish this by doing word searches and the like.
I thought this would be a great opportunity to say "Hi" to those chaps by sticking us firmly at the top of the list by posting this thread.
Bombs Explosions Parliament Senate Argos (I put that in for chuckles) Taliban Bush Sphincter
That's all - you may go....
By the way - if the FEDs arrest me for sticking this up - I'm gonna say the JDK did it -
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
