The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have decided that my mobile phone (that's cellphone to you colonials) is rubbish!
It's supposed to be well cool. It's a Sony Ericsson P990. I used to have the P800 and then upgraded to the P900 - both excellent phones, despite the number of times I dropped 'em, sat on 'em and generally abused 'em. I only upgraded to the P990 cos I'd managed to horribly scratch the touchscreen and cracked the casing on my P900 quite badly!
I love the touchscreen which recognises my handwriting (Apple's iPhone ain't nuffink revolutionary!), I love that they stuck a full querty keyboard on it just in case I get bored with the handwriting recognition. I love the fact that I can browse the net and post on the bored board or facebook or check my e-mails. I love the little bit of software on it that lets me quickly check the cctv cameras on the motorway before I go home in the evening to ensure that there's no delays. I love the 2.3 megapixel camera on it and the huge storage capacity.
But...
Not only does the clock on it lose about 10 minutes a week, it arbitrarily decides to diable the alarm clock function, randomly answers itself with no external intervention, frequently drops calls half way through - not that it makes much difference cos the sound quality on is rubbish anyway, switches on it's bluetooth function all by itself and connects itself to the handsfree earpiece I keep in the car - unless I'm actually in the car, in which case it refuses to connect to it at all; and takes about 3 weeks to do anything I ask it to. Just opening a text message to read is painful. The so-called 3G internet connection is slower than dialup on a bad day!
So basically, I'm fed up with it. It appears to be made of pants. Not fine Egyptian cotton pants, but nasty polyester pants from Primark. Problem is, I'm only about 6 months into an 18 month contract (when did they start doing that, anyway - it always used to be 12 months... grr) so I have no free/subsidised upgrade options.
What do I do. Should I grit my teeth and put up with the phone's rubbishness? Should I bite the bullet and fork out for a new one? Or should I just stop complaining?
And as a conversation starter... what mobile phones does everyone else have? Do you like 'em? Is there one you're lusting after? Have you any amusing mobile phone anecdotes to share?
I had the Razr until I put it in the diaper bag with a leaky sippy cup and water dripped directly into the battery compartment rendering it useless.
Since then I've been using Kevin's old phone because I'm not due for an upgrade or anything for another year
I loved my Razr but because it was water damage they basically told me I was SOL. And they were mean about it too :(
You should bring it back to the place you got at and tell them all the problems you're having with it. Maybe its just your phone and not the model and they can replace it for being defective. Especially if other people are having the same problem/s you are. If the shop won't help you, call the company you have your contract with. Be really annoying about it.
Yeah, i thought about that, but they're all like it (due to a lack of RAM, apparently) and other people that have tried that tack with Orange have been told to get stuffed. It mostly does what it says on the tin, just very s...l...o...w...l...y. They have a 14 day mind-changing policy, but after that they're basserds about it.
Looking at e-bay, I should be able to get a very reasonable price for it, which will offset the cost of a new phone... and lets face it I do like new toys...
Catfish has a purple RAZR and is very happy with it - it's a nice little phone.
I've been without a cellphone for five months now...Life is much more peaceful without my pocket ringing every ten minutes...People that really want to talk to me know where I am anyway...Ben
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I don't like not having a phone available. It makes stuff so much easier. Like annoying my parents by sending a text message even though I know perfectly well that they won't be able to work out how to read it it and get al panicky about it. Can't do that without a mobile!
In what way are you being scammed? And how are you tethered to it?
Just the contracts and the having to deal with crap phones or pay out the nose for a better one if its not time yet to get a new one.
I am tethered to it because I feel better having it on me. I've become so used to being able to call whomever, whenever that when I don't have my phone on me I feel like something is missing. Plus having the wee one with me, it makes me feel better that if I were in trouble I could call someone immediately.
Aodan wrote:I am tethered to it because I feel better having it on me. I've become so used to being able to call whomever, whenever that when I don't have my phone on me I feel like something is missing. Plus having the wee one with me, it makes me feel better that if I were in trouble I could call someone immediately.
That's not really a negative aspect to the phone though, is it? That would kinda be like saying that you hate how you're tethered to your house because it keeps you warm and dry in bad weather.
As for contracts - I don't know what your set up over there is, but we have monthly contracts that range from very cheap to jolly expensive and we have pay-as-you-go contracts. Something to suit every pocket.
Get a Nokia N95*! They're fab! But other than that, do take it into an Orange shop, they'll at least confirm that it's a generally shit phone, or if it isn't then they'll sort it out for you.
*Unless you like to be different, seems everyone's copied me & got themselves one.
I just hate that I feel lost without it. And its not necessarily that I can call 9-1-1. It's that I can call my husband, or my parents, or anyone for any need.
And while we do have "no contract" or pay per use phones, they end up being a pain to deal with. My carrier has 1 and 2 year contracts. They suck you into them when you're getting your phone. Here! Have this brand new shiny phone that would normally cost you $300 for practically nothing!!!......... if you sign up for a 2 year contract...
But you don't hear/care about that last part because you're too busy fondling all the pretty new buttons.
If its losing time etc - cant you complain? I know the no quibble return policy is 14 days but isnt there a guarantee or somefink? maybe you can just bully Orange into sorting you out a new phone?
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If its losing time etc - cant you complain? I know the no quibble return policy is 14 days but isnt there a guarantee or somefink? maybe you can just bully Orange into sorting you out a new phone?
A new phone of the same variety, maybe. Which will have the same RAM issues and lose time...
We have a saying in my neck of the woods: "As dumb as a sack of hammers"...Surely you're not inferring any mental irregularities here are you?......Ben
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A new phone of the same variety, maybe. Which will have the same RAM issues and lose time...
I was thinking more of coming from the angle that Orange are the retailer and the retailer is responsible under the sales of goods act (I forget the year) to provide products that are fit for purpose. I dont think yours is and I think you have the right to force them to provide one that is - even if that means a switch of model. No?
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Under the Sale of Goods Act 1979 traders must sell goods that are as described and of satisfactory quality.
If consumers discover that products do not meet these requirements they can reject them and ask for their money back providing they do so quickly. Alternatively, they can request a repair or replacement or claim compensation.