The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Two Trailer Park Girls go.... Kum Byyyyyeeeeeee Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
I live! And Darrin lives too, but he's sleeping right now... has to be up in 4 hours for work. Must suck to wake up so early. I haven't even gone to bed yet