The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Good. It pleases me that you are pleased that I am pleased with your pleasedness in your boots. And I am sure that all the other Bored Boarders are also pleased that you're pleased that I'm pleased that you're pleased.
In an uncharacteristic move to get back on topic (kind of) I feel I should tell you about my new slippers. They are madly furry, blue roots, white tips & the fur is longer than my hair! (Though my hair is very short at the moment) They're so cool I'm tempted to wear them to work to make me smile on crappy days!