The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
At work, when it's time to check in on you slackers, I type JDBB into google and the first link always takes me here...Now we're not even on the first page...
Do we need to pass the hat or what?......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
In fact we don't even appear on the second page. We're relegated to the second half of the third page. I shall have to update my meta tags and stuff! Dammit!
According to a thing I once read somewhere, one of the best ways to rank highly on the major search engines is to get linked to a lot because the search engines like that sort of thing. And apparently some of the best places to get linked from are blogs and discussion forums cos they're easy for the search engines to trawl. So I've written a post about the JDBB on my blog. It's not very intertesting, though.
I think we should rise to the challenge of becoming the number one search result on google by mentioning (and/or linking to) the JDBB as much as we can - legitimately, of course; we wouldn't want to be accused of spamming - for a couple of weeks until we reach the coveted spot!
From there, we can implement our plans for world domination. Mua ha ha ha ha ha!
Easiest thing to do is update your signature on any forums you frequent to include a link to the JDBB. They usually take HTML in which case you need to type the following (using pointy brackets instead of square ones, which I've put in to stop the board from converting it to a link):
Also, why is the logo at the top of the page no longer a link back to the main index?...That was handy for time-is-of-the-essence execs such as myself......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
That'll be because I cocked up the header code this morning when I was mucking about with the meta tag and forgot to put it back in. Sorry. I shall go and fix it now.
And...er... since I've just figured out how to make pointy brackets appear without being interpreted as tags, I can now give Stead the exact code he needs: