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NateO


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Okay, sad story:

I'm out last night with the crew, and I'm done (cooked to be more precise) at 11:00 pm, and I’m going home, right? Wrong. Girl A says, "Hey, tomorrow's Friday, you can tough it out, come for one more drink across the street, I have to work tomorrow too." So, one more (think of Daft Punk’s 'One More Time' at this point) becomes three beers and a shot of Jager for both of us.


 


Girl A offers me a ride home, Boy A (moi) accepts. Well, after getting lost (in my own town!) we arrive at my place. This is right, right? It can't get any righter, eh?


 


Wrong, because I am an idiot. I put my hand on her shoulder, as she does mine, and guess what my next move is? You can’t, beacuse you couldn’t make this **** up if you tried, it's crazier than fiction! I shake her bloody hand!! Jesus H. Christ, where’s my head at?!


 





I aint going out like this, you can't pull **** like that and expect anything good to come from it. I vow to smarten up.


 



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You crazy fool.  I am ashamed to call you a mate.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better, this was a one-time event. I'm not sure it makes me feel better...

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Just don't do it again alright?

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It must have been that last shot of Jager.

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This may not be as bad as I originally thought...

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Gonna redeem yourself in my eyes, eh? 

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Might make ya proud Suey mate.



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Go forth & conquer Mate!!!

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That's my plan Suey mate!



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"It must have been that last shot of Jager. "

Must have been the booze shaking!

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I need you to conquer like never before this weekend Nate -


You are my hero and the world needs as many of those as it can get at the moment! (At least until Batman Begins is released....)


Go get em DUDE!!!!


You ROCK!


 



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"That's my plan Suey mate! "
Did ya huh, huh, tell me. (You can email me if you'd rather! )

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Nothing good to report with Girl A as of yet. I was hanging out with Girl B last night. I am pleased to report that I did not shake her hand.

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You see we dont get action like that in the UK....

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Speak for yourself!  I had a very bumpy evening.

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Bumpy?  Not sure I want any more detail than that...



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"You see we dont get action like that in the UK.... "
Sounds like a sad state of affairs Stead man!

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At a way Suey mate!

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quote:
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"You see we dont get action like that in the UK.... "
I'm with Susan on this one: speak for yourself!   And you in a band & all - thought action came with the territory?

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Nicely Shazam! 

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You see - the problem is, all us girls (you know the nice ones that men would want) are already taken.  Taken - get it? He he he.

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quote:
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"Sounds like a sad state of affairs Stead man! "
We need you over here to show us hows its done Dude!

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Yes, well, I should hit the UK at some point!

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Hit us soon mate - and shout (really loudly) when you get near Bristol!!

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Right!

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I'm afraid Chaga has my spare room chair just after Christmas, but it's yours for the asking any other time!

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The room with the sleep-chair?

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Oh yeah.  I can vouch for the comfyocityness.

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