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ddvmor


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The first singing christmas tree of the year...
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Great.  Stepped out of the office at lunchtime to buy myself a sandwich, only to find that the perennial 'Tinsel Shoppe' has opened across the road.  And what do they have in the door?  Just the most irritating singing christmas tree on the planet.  Grrr.


So, middle of October and I have to listen to the feckin' thing for the rest of the year.  My trusty calculator informs me that this horrific thing actually infringes on almost 18% of the year... Still, at least it started about a month later than last year.



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VicM


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he he he - I know how you love those things!!

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JonnyStead


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Does he want us to buy him one?

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ddvmor


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Grrr...

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  I'll go halves with ya Dude.

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ddvmor


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Grrrrrrr...

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I can be paid not to though D... 

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ddvmor


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How about if I just make threatening animal noisees:


 


GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!



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Nope.  Didn't work.



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ddvmor


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GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!



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Well there's really no place to go, so let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

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Nate? I hear a Jing Jing Jingaling......

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ddvmor


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I made up a little Christmas ditty:



Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer,
had his head kicked in last night.
Somebody cut off his nadgers,
When he got into a fight.


All of the other Reindeers,
stood around and laughed at him.
Then when they found his nadgers,
laughed and chucked them in the bin.


So if you're a red nosed reindeer,
and you get into a fight,
I may cut off your nadgers
And set your arse alight!






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quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
"I may cut off your nadgersAnd set your arse alight! "

Nicely, if you build a man a fire, you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of your life.


I'm dreaming of a White, er, Russian.



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Susan


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She pretty?

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What d'ya think?





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Not bad.

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Understatement of the day thus far!

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Susan


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OK.  She looks hot.  But then there is a fire raging out of control reasonably nearby.

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Right, well, how about without the flames?





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You're as bad as Darren & his nipple obsession this lunchtime.



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Not mine, I hasten to add.    On the catwalk TV in the bar.

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Actually I forgot.  His did get some action - it was truly pointy cold in there.

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Keep digging!



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