The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ermm, OK, I'm a little confused, maybe the eclipse couldn't make it round the whole country in one night??? It's just that that is exactly how the moon looked on Saturday night in Southport. Strange!
I remember my dad scaring me witless when I was younger. I'd noticed the moon was orange & asked him why. So he says, " It's because of all the radioactive pollution in the atmosphere, the more orange it gets, the more radioactivity is outside floating around in the air."
I was absolutely terrified I was going to die of toxic poisoning as I'd been sleeping with the window open!