The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm shocked .. and I'm not being sarcastic either.... my jaw hit the floor.
If you choose to have that many children, you had better be prepared to pay for them all. Using your brood as an excuse to not work because you need to care for them is a poor argument.
I say this as a parent.. I'm not a child hater.. but if you cannot provide equally for all of your children, do not have more. If you cannot provide for your children without govt. aid, do not have more.
And I don't get the part where he says that he can't give his kids nice things like days out... which he COULD do if he worked.. that gives the impression that with a job he'd have enough money to cover expenses AND provide a little extra fun money...