The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Also the Sky news reporter that was interviewing Al Gore quoted Tony Blair as having confirmed that the UK is resposible for 2% of the world greenhouse gases.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
naughty indeed 95% of greenhouse gas is water vapour and 99.99% naturally occuring the remaining 5% is all other gases 3.6% is CO2 the man-made component of which is 0.17% or something silly like that.
To hear that we alone in the UK produce 2% is astounding and strange dont you think?
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.