The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I once got offered a job during an interview and thought it was because I had done so well... turned out I was the only applicant which I found out about 6 months later!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
"I asked her how many more entries there had been, but she just started laughing and said I was the only one.
"About 11 years ago I entered a show with some fruit scones. I was the only entrant but I came third."
I am suspicious. Either her baking is so consistently appallingly bad that judges just refuse to give her 1st place, or she's made her professional competitive baking career by entering competitions with no...er... compertition. Kinda like Rocky getting in the ring and beating himself up!