The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
so today my dentist replaced two of my fillings and now my mouth has thawed I get a rather nasty stabbing pain anytime the tooth below one of the new fillings makes contact with it!
It's not big and it's not clever - when I was little I was going to get a filling and the dentist was going to inject me to put me to sleep for the fisrt time, anyway he turned round with the biggest needle in the world and sqirted it at me. It was at this point I kicked him in the shins - so instead of letting me calm down I was held down in the chair kicking and thrashing about. They couldn't inject me and gassed me instead although gas takes longer to work while you are fighting.
Under I went only they had given me a very large dose of Gas I had a hallucination with pictures of peopel and a glowing border moving from picture to picture for some reason it's only the fonz I can remember there was also a loud humming sound. Apparently they couldn't wake me up from the gas and were almost at the point of calling an abulance when I came too and puked all over the place.
I'm not a fan of dentists and the thought of having to go back to get a dodgy filling fixed is not a good one.
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