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ddvmor


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Slugs and poo
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So, I went round to Stead's house last night to do stuff and things. When I got there, it turned out that some fox (or possibly one of Stead's neighbours) had deposited a turd on his garden path. Ew.

Anyway, when I left at about 10pm, there was an army of slugs around the poo, apparently devouring it. How rim is that. Anyway, I'm fascinated to know how efficiently they disposed of the poo.

Stead... can I have an update? Everyone here wants to know too. Honest they do!

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They got through about half of it!

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Mmm. Must have been tasty. Maybe they'll finish it off tonight.

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That made me vomit in my mouth a little.

Ugh.

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Better to have a little of your own vomit in your mouth than make like a slug and have a passing foxes poo in there! nod.gif

I don't think my words are coming across as wisely and sagely as Ben's! no.gif

-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:08, 2007-07-03

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ddvmor wrote:



I don't think my words are coming across as wisely and sagely as Ben's! no.gif


It takes years of practice, me lad...Ben



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Shepton Mallet is the home of poo.  There's shedloads everywhere.  Youd've seen that JDK if you'd thought to stop by my house that you didn't know I had.

How remiss of you.

Oh and hello everyone!

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ddvmor


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Hello, Joe.

So... your new house is made of poo? Does it attract a lot of slugs?

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