The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So my sister just got a new jetski.. Anyway - with it came an instructional safety type video, which we all sat down to watch (so responsible).. And then.. we couldn't believe our ears:
We had to rewind it and play it several times - just to check it was real. It's real. Well, I don't know if the injuries are real, but they really say it..
I can't quite imagine: 'yeah man, I fell off my jetski last night and sheesh, I really hurt my V****a, I really wish someone had recommended I wear a wetsuit.'