The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
were you at Glastonbury this past weekend (the weekend of the 22nd - 24th June, 2007 inclusive?) at Pilton farm, rather than having been at Glastonbury at some unspecified point in the past?
If so, did you see the Killers? they looked amazing from the comfort of my sofa
In addition, if you were at Glastonbury (Pilton Farm - this weekend rather than any other), what are you doing at home now? You could still be there?
were you at Glastonbury this past weekend (the weekend of the 22nd - 24th June, 2007 inclusive?) at Pilton farm, rather than having been at Glastonbury at some unspecified point in the past?
If so, did you see the Killers? they looked amazing from the comfort of my sofa
In addition, if you were at Glastonbury (Pilton Farm - this weekend rather than any other), what are you doing at home now? You could still be there?
I didnt go this year - I did Glaso enough when I was younger - I'm too old for that much mud and that bad a sound mix!
I did though go to Hyde Park Calling to see Aerosmith, Chris Cornell, Jet and The Answer which was OK. It rained but no mud! the mix was still awful though and Aerosmith 'phoned it in' to be honest -
At least I can finally say I dont need to go to outdoor shows anymore!
I got home at 4am after driving through some really bad rain... hey ho.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I'm not sure of the exact rules, but I don't think you qualify for any of Santa's points on the basis that you were on the opposite side of the country. I, however declare you to be the winner on account of being the only one of us who was enough to actually go to a gig!
Thank you groovers - it was a bit of a surprise going (birthday pressie!) but it was a good opportunity to get some inspiration for some of the 1st hand we'll be dishing out on the 18th August! The details are on our site! http://thetorr.blogspot.com/
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson